(Source: checkitoutbeavis)
(Source: slushilanche)
THE ETHER
we Americans act really cocky and assholey about freedom to hide the fact that our government is crumbling and nobody is actually free so please give us this one day to be annoying about it
(Source: heteroerotic)
When shawty arch her back and that ass set up
- girlfriends father: so what are you doing at college?
- me: i am majoring in youre daughters ass
- girlfriends father: haha sweet
“Losing your Virginity” will henceforth be called “your sexual debut.”
Because you’re not fucking losing anything.
I love this. ”I made my sexual debut with so-and-so…”
Yes! no one takes, no one loses, you both do it together!
Girls actually lose their himen you know?
No. They don’t. It stretches. It’s still there.
“himen”